Boll-fighting

We all remember when Uwe Boll, the absolute worst thing to ever happen in the history of filmmaking, challenged his critics to a boxing match. An inspired PR move, to be sure, but essentially an empty statement as Boll has boxing training most internet movie reviewers lack and he handily won each bout. There is, however, one critic he definitely fears to face (as should we all): Seanbaby! In his Saga of Uwe over at 1up.com, Seanbaby recounts how Uwe was originally going to promote his stunt on Attack of the Show, but called it off when the producers called upon the great Seanbaby to defend the honor of movie critics everywhere. It saddens me greatly to see such proof that "Uwe only hits people who don't explode Uwe's face when they hit back." It saddens me further, almost to the point of depression, that Seanbaby won't have the opportunity to save us all from more of Boll's godawful films.