One immutable law of the universe is that Uwe Boll is, in fact, the movie-making Antichrist. Only one man would dispute that, but we can discount his protestations because he is Uwe Boll. His idea of challenging his critics was not to actually make a watchable movie; no, he boxes people smaller than he is, and refuses to fight any who might be able to handle themselves.

Shamus over at 20 Sided Tale recently pointed out that a real challenge has been offered to Boll. Cineris has challeneged him to a film-making competition. It’s a full-on, no holds barred fight to the finish. Uwe is welcome to use all the resources and washed up actors at his command, against Cineris and his utter lack of experience, contacts, or anything else in the field. I think we all know who would win.