Wake n' Bacon

Today's random wanderings through the internet brought be, as the often do, to a place of joy.  In this case, the joy was a wonderful idea for an alarm clock: the Wake n' Bacon.  The idea is you'd put a frozen piece of bacon inside before going to bed, set the alarm, and wake to the delicious smell of fresh-cooked bacon in the morning.  Waking up like that, how could the rest of your day be less than perfect? How does it work?  Well, the clock is actually set to go off ten minutes before the time you want to get up.  When it does, go off, it triggers a pair of halogen lights inside the box to light up, which slow-cooks the bacon for around ten minutes.  There are all manner of proposed add-ons, from sirens to alarms to bedshakers, but in the end, they build the bacon cooking unit itself. I'll admit, I'm a little leery of the idea of having a piece of uncooked bacon lying around overnight, and assuming it'll be cooked enough to eat when I get up.  In the summer, I doubt it'd stay particularly cold overnight in my house, and even if it did, my dog would steal it long before cooking time.  But I'd be interested in a more advanced model that addresses these concerns, especially if they find a way to fry eggs in the bacon grease automatically, and perhaps provide a steaming bowl of grits on the side. Now, despite Scalzi's Law, I haven't yet sent this over to John Scalzi, but I'm sure he either already knows about it, or will hear about it shortly.