Velociraptors: A Very Real Danger

I like to think I'm fairly well prepared for our impending doom.  I have a plan to save myself during the zombie apocalypse.  I know there's nothing we can do to stop our robot overlords unless we resume aboveground nuclear testing in an effort to create a giant, radioactive, fire-breathing dinosaur saviour.  But there's one thing I'm definitely not prepared for. Velociraptors. My own house fails miserably in terms of defense against velociraptors.  It's similarly problematic against zombies, but they're slow and I can outrun my neighbors.  Velociraptors can probably walk faster than I can run, and as pack hunters, would be able to pick off both the neighbors AND me.  And while zombies are mindless shambling hungry beasts, velociraptors were probably among the smartest of dinosaurs.  There's no contest.  In a velociraptor armageddon, I would be doomed instantly. And now I have proof.  I would last a mere 57 seconds when chained to a bunkbed with a velociraptor.

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A big thanks to Dr. Nebula for pointing this out to me.  He would last half again as long as I would.