| Positive Suckage | Negative Suckage | ||
|---|---|---|---|
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0.1 Bolls | ![]() |
-0.1 Bolls |
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0.2 Bolls | ![]() |
-0.2 Bolls |
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0.3 Bolls | ![]() |
-0.3 Bolls |
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0.4 Bolls | ![]() |
-0.4 Bolls |
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0.5 Bolls | ![]() |
-0.5 Bolls |
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0.6 Bolls | ![]() |
-0.6 Bolls |
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0.7 Bolls | ![]() |
-0.7 Bolls |
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0.8 Bolls | ![]() |
-0.8 Bolls |
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0.9 Bolls | ![]() |
-0.9 Bolls |
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1.0 Boll Maximum Suckage: No movie can suck more than Uwe’s own work |
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-1.0 Boll -1.0 Boll represents movie quality as high as Boll’s is low. Ratings beyond -1.0 are possible for sufficiently great movies |
























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