The Boll Scale

Positive Suckage Negative Suckage
0.1 Bolls 0.1 Bolls -0.1 Bolls -0.1 Bolls
0.2 Bolls 0.2 Bolls -0.2 Bolls -0.2 Bolls
0.3 Bolls 0.3 Bolls -0.3 Bolls -0.3 Bolls
0.4 Bolls 0.4 Bolls -0.4 Bolls -0.4 Bolls
0.5 Bolls 0.5 Bolls -0.5 Bolls -0.5 Bolls
0.6 Bolls 0.6 Bolls -0.6 Bolls -0.6 Bolls
0.7 Bolls 0.7 Bolls -0.7 Bolls -0.7 Bolls
0.8 Bolls 0.8 Bolls -0.8 Bolls -0.8 Bolls
0.9 Bolls 0.9 Bolls -0.9 Bolls -0.9 Bolls
1.0 Boll 1.0 Boll
Maximum Suckage:
No movie can suck more than Uwe’s own work		 -1.0 Boll -1.0 Boll
-1.0 Boll represents movie quality as high as Boll’s is low.
Ratings beyond -1.0 are possible for sufficiently great movies

 

 

 

 

 

 

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