Tomorrow is the big day for J&D, as they launch their new Baconnaise sandwich spread.  And to mark the occasion, the epic rivalry between Bacon and Mayonnaise will finally be settled:
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I truly thought the world was about to end last week when I heard about Baconnaise.  Mayonnaise fully embodies everything that is wrong with the world today.  Concerned for the well-being of the fabric of reality (as I have no place else, currently, to store my stuff), I wrote an impassioned email to J&D, the […]

There is one substance that, although some otherwise intelligent adults seem to think it’s edible, I find to be unspeakably vile.  That putrid semi-congealed spread is mayonnaise.  It can ruin almost any food merely with its touch.  I would, in most cases, throw away a sandwich touched by mayo rather than get it anywhere near […]

A variation of Godwin’s Law, Scalzi’s Law states:
Any conversation on the internet will eventually include bacon in some way. And then be forwarded immediately to John Scalzi.

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Today’s random wanderings through the internet brought be, as the often do, to a place of joy.  In this case, the joy was a wonderful idea for an alarm clock: the Wake n’ Bacon.  The idea is you’d put a frozen piece of bacon inside before going to bed, set the alarm, and wake to […]

This really doesn’t need more explanation. Thanks, Lizzie!

more cat pictures

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To follow up on my earlier post, here is proof positive of the transformative power of bacon salt:

While it did not actually transsubstantiate the cucumber wedges into bacon slices, the bacon salt did make them taste of the Candy of Meats.

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Last night, Brianna and I stopped off at the grocery store to get a few necessary provisions.  We were playing around and having a good time, as we always do when we go shopping, when I came upon a shelf that stopped me short.  For a moment, I simply stood there, awestruck.  Then I reached […]

Cooking is an art. It can also be a religious experience.
Baconhenge is both!
Now you, too, can celebrate the turning of the seasons with trilithons of french toast wrapped with bacon, on a frittata bed.  It looks delicious, and doesn’t sound like it’s all that difficult to make.  I may have to try […]

My love of bacon is known far and wide.
My own daughter periodically tries to test me and my assertion that everything is better with bacon by asking if I would eat this or that if it were wrapped in bacon. To date, she’s not found a foodstuff I’d refuse to try if it were […]