Wow! I knew Dr. Boll was seriously arrogant and full of himself already. He’s told us before that the reason we don’t like his movies is not because the movies are crap. Not, it’s because we are idiots. He’s come out and said that.
Now he has a video response to all […]

According to The Guardian, Uwe Boll has stated he will retire from filmmaking should an online petition generate one million signatures. The petition had already generated 18,000 signatures when Boll was informed of it, but he said that wasn’t enough to convince him, he needed a full million.
I dunno how likely that will be. […]

Jessika sent to a review of J. Michael Straczynski’s script for the upcoming World War Z movie. I absolutely loved the book; it is hands down the best zombie fiction I have ever read. Max Brooks really put his finger on what the zombie war will really be all about, from a wide […]

I make no secret about, nor to I apologize for, my love for the movie Crank.  It has to be the most brilliant satire of the 80s action flick I’ve ever seen.  They pared everything down to the barest minimum plot needed to drive the absolutely insane and over-the-top action, and made no secret about […]

The trailer for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was released today. I’ve been a huge fan of the series forever. Raiders of the Lost Ark was the first video tape my family ever owned, back when VHS was new and shiny. I gave serious thought to the field […]

Guillermo del Toro seems to be the director for me to watch in the near future. I have, of course, been seeing the trailers for Hellboy II - The Golden Army everywhere, and I’m really looking forward to it. On Monday, I read in the Hollywood Reporter that he’s on the short-list to […]

A movie poster made of AWESOME!

A big thanks to yendi for passing this one along. When it first came out, I wasn’t terribly sure about the original Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle. I kept hearing how funny it was, but it just sounded dumb. Fortunately, I got talked into watching […]

According to the latest entry at Wired’s Table of Malcontents, there is a new Cthulhu movie coming to us soon. Ordinarily, this would be the cause of much rejoicing and excitement. Recent adaptations I’ve seen, like Dagon and the HPLHS’s The Call of Cthulhu have been quite well done, and I’m always interested […]

By “redefine,” I naturally mean “proves he has no concept of.” First an apology. Usually I use other people’s reviews solely as a guide in selecting what movies I myself will watch, and occasionally to tell me what to look for, good or bad, within the film. But I fear I will […]

Matt Bradshaw over at Cinematical recently posted that director Ruggero Deodato has plans to make a sequel to his controversial 1980 film, Cannibal Holocaust. He has apparently been inspired by the success of Eli Roth’s Hostel, and believes the American audience is now ready for the gorefest that would be Cannibal Holocaust II: Electric […]