
I truly thought the world was about to end last week when I heard about
Baconnaise. Mayonnaise fully embodies everything that is wrong with the world today. Concerned for the well-being of the fabric of reality (as I have no place else, currently, to store my stuff), I wrote an impassioned email to J&D, the creators of
Bacon Salt and the forthcoming Baconnaise. It seemed to me they were indulging in research which possibly violated the laws of physics and would certainly create an abomination the likes of which the world has never seen.
As it turns out, I may have been wrong....