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The Long-Awaited Final Showdown

Submitted by corwin on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 11:43am
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Tomorrow is the big day for , as they launch their new sandwich spread.  And to mark the occasion, the epic rivalry between Bacon and Mayonnaise will finally be settled:

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I know what side I'm on.
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The Bacopocalypse May Be Averted

Submitted by corwin on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 7:42pm
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BaconnaiseI truly thought the world was about to end last week when I heard about .  Mayonnaise fully embodies everything that is wrong with the world today.  Concerned for the well-being of the fabric of reality (as I have no place else, currently, to store my stuff), I wrote an impassioned email to J&D, the creators of and the forthcoming Baconnaise.  It seemed to me they were indulging in research which possibly violated the laws of physics and would certainly create an abomination the likes of which the world has never seen. As it turns out, I may have been wrong....
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The End is Nigh

Submitted by corwin on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 3:30pm
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There is one substance that, although some otherwise intelligent adults seem to think it's edible, I find to be unspeakably vile.  That putrid semi-congealed spread is mayonnaise.  It can ruin almost any food merely with its touch.  I would, in most cases, throw away a sandwich touched by mayo rather than get it anywhere near my mouth. And this is why I was absolutely astounded when jher showed me this:
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